In Future
For Helen
Now that I have your attention
(in a chair, hands bound, mouth gagged)
I can discuss the way forward
(not really a discussion, more of a lecture)
In future, you will stop what you’re doing when I speak to you
(and sit quietly)
You will not interrupt, you will not look at your phone
(which I have hidden in the library on the first floor)
When I have finished talking, you will be allowed to ask one question
(maybe two)(it really depends on my mood)
After my answer, I will depart, leaving you to contemplate your existence
(of course, I will be back at some point to untie you)( it really depends on my mood)
Firstly, dirty dishes, washing-up, and running the dishwasher
© January 2021
